PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon.